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  • 2022-01-03

    thisismygamingblog:

    snarky-badger:

    wrathofthestag:

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    “Weird flex, but okay.”

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    (via spongebobssquarepants)

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    “im getting old” starter pack

    jeffreydeanneganstrash:

    zerofucksclub:

    thuggums:

    kingjaffejoffer:

    • “this is way too sweet”
    • “they’re remaking that movie already????”
    • “my back hurts”
    • “wait, people get mad about that now?”
    • “I can’t eat that, its gone fuck my stomach up”
    • “hold on let me check my calendar first”
    • **turns on the radio** [groans]

    How dare you EXPOSE me at 5:18 am on this good Monday

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    Originally posted by plumkat

    The accuracy of this post tho.

    (via spongebobssquarepants)

  • 2021-12-03

    neocute1:

    what-even-is-thiss:

    unenlightenedgladiator:

    biglawbear:

    what-even-is-thiss:

    what-even-is-thiss:

    what-even-is-thiss:

    I’ve figured out that one way to stump older people that complain about the current generation is to have an inflation calculator app on your phone.

    Aunt: When we got our first apartment it was 300 bucks a month why can’t you-

    Me: In what year?

    Aunt: What?

    Me: What year did you get your first apartment?

    Aunt: 1973?

    Me: Hmmm. Looks like that would be $1755 in 2021 money.

    Aunt: *seems to go through seven emotions at once*

    Aunt: Oh.

    Uncle: Why should minimum wage-

    Me: What year did you start college?

    Uncle: 1968?

    Me: So if you scale up $1.60 to 2021 dollars that would be $11.94 and the current federal minimum wage is $7.25

    Uncle: Bu-

    Me: And it seems like from a quick google search the median rent in 1970 was $108 and today that would be $722 but this same chart tells me that the actual median rent in 2020 was $1,100.

    Uncle: *confused silence*

    But yeah sure let’s all be panicked about “inflation” right now because lunch at Chipotle now costs another $0.40

    Your argument doesn’t really hold up. We KNOW things were cheaper back then but we also REMEMBER what are paychecks were. I took home $116.00 a week for 40 hours in 1977. $120.00 a month rent , kept my car running, ate everyday and supported myself just fine.

    If I had a car payment I would NOT be able to eat I spend like 60% of my income on rent for a cheap studio apartment that leaks and I make more than minimum wage

    Ok so let’s do some math!

    $116 a week for 40 hours would give you $464 a month for a four week month.

    At $7.25 an hour (the current federal minimum wage), 40 hours a week, you would get $290 a week, totalling $1160 a month.

    With rent costing $120 a month, that would leave you with roughly 75% of your income in 1977 for other things ($344). I agree, that’s plenty of money for car and food payments back then!

    In 2021, with rent costing a median of $1100, as provided above, that would leave you with a whopping 5% for other things, or $60!!

    I don’t know about you, but I don’t think that’ll pay for a whole month’s food if you want good nutrition, much less car payment and supporting yourself on top of that!

    But yeah, people working minimum wage are totally just irresponsible with their money, that’s why they’re struggling. Nothing to do with minimum wage. That doesn’t need to be raised.

    (via oniguru)

  • 2021-10-30

    detective-dr-curious:

    I love everything about every single one of these

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  • 2021-10-12

    balamist:

    pyros-random-thoughts:

    theevenprime:

    This is universal. This comedy transcends time and language.

    Hes right

    #my guy lost knife priviledges real fast

    (via spongebobssquarepants)

  • 2021-10-09

    natalieironside:

    natalieironside:

    I find myself getting less and less ambitious the older I get.

    When I was graduating high school I wanted to do great things and be super famous and change the world.  Now I just want to hang out and not bother anybody.

    “Where do you see yourself in 5 years” just chilling hopefully

    (via spongebobssquarepants)

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    tiktoksthataregood-ish:

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  • 2021-08-09

    allsadnshit:

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    self help comic yes i cried when i thought of this and drew it immediately

    (via professorsparklepants)

  • 2021-06-13

    everythingfox:

    fluffy boy

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  • 2021-06-11

    just-shower-thoughts:

    A pawn moves two spaces from start because the troops are fresh and supplied. Afterwards, they are out in the field and less supplied.

  • 2021-06-05

    madsciences:

    robotsandfrippary:

    robotlyra:

    paranoidgemsbok:

    newshour:

    What does it take to teach a bee to use tools? A little time, a good teacher and an enticing incentive. Read more here: http://to.pbs.org/2mpRUAz

    Credit: O.J. Loukola et al., Science (2017)

    @clockworkrobotic

    “Friend? Friend push ball? I push ball. I do good.”

    Bees.  Smart enough to push a ball, not smart enough to not be fooled by a stick masquerading as a bee. 

    maybe they know and they’re just being polite

    (via spongebobssquarepants)

  • 2021-05-08

    ac-the-creep:

    ultimatefangirl-exe:

    viostormcaller:

    blog-inof:

    cocainecobana:

    funyarinpaaaaaaaa:

    merkonan:

    asleepontheceiling:

    For those wondering,

    double triple - six patties
    bossy - all beef
    deluxe - with everything (lettuce, onions, tomato, etc)
    on a raft - on toast
    4x4 - 4 patty by 4 cheese, so (6x4) 24 patties and 24 slices of cheese
    animal-style - cooked in mustard
    extra shingles - extra toast
    with a shimmy - jelly on the toast
    and a squeeze - orange juice on the side
    light axle grease - with butter
    make it cry - extra onions
    burn it - well done
    let it swim - extra sauce

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    You forgot the orange juice on the side

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    the only valid addition to this post

    IM CRYING

    Iconic post

    AMAZING

    (via theblackship)

  • 2021-03-06

    tobitakas:

    despairkomaeda:

    I NEED THE WRESTLING GIF WHERE THE REF SLIDES ALONG THE FLOOR THATS MY FAV

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    also as an added bonus

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    (via sagihairius)

  • 2021-02-11

    sentientroombas:

    charlesoberonn:

    scumfckz:

    BIG BIRD IS TALKING ABOUT HUS COUSINS ON TWITTER THIS IS NOT A DRILL

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    Garibaldo….

    (via oniguru)

  • 2021-01-06

    asdfghjkllove:

    “Sometimes you have to let go of the picture of what you thought it would be like and learn to find joy in the story you are actually living.”

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